Hologram Reagan? Jenna Jameson? Who's the mystery GOP convention speaker?

The Wall Street Journal reports that the revised Republican National Convention schedule contains “a vague reference to a mystery speaker.”

Russ Schriefer not giving anything up on mystery speaker. "If we gave you that information, it wouldn't be a mystery. Tune in!"

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) August 28, 2012

A mystery? Oooh. The Twitter Bloodhound Gang is all over this one. Twitterers used two hashtags to investigate the unnamed speaker’s secret identity: #RNC2012MysterySpeaker and #GOPMysterySpeaker.

Drudge suggests Sarah Palin.

Is Palin Thursday's 'To Be Announced' Speaker? http://t.co/TLouKdD0

— NEWS MAKER (@NEWS_MAKER) August 28, 2012

But some are doubtful.

Why in the world would the GOP's mystery speaker be some red meat conservative? Likely a prominent party elder or a Democratic defector.

— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) August 28, 2012

Herman Cain is teasing … Herman Cain.

#GOPMysterySpeaker on Thursday? Who could it be… http://t.co/EsSKnfAn #tcot

— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) August 28, 2012

Perhaps it’s Hologram Reagan?

GOP surprise guest speaker: Hologram Reagan!

— michele (@inthefade) August 28, 2012

If they can bring Tupak back to life via a hologram, maybe they can bring back Ronald Reagan to speak at the convention.

— Scott W. Graves ?? (@ScottWGraves) August 28, 2012

Making digital film magic & having Ayn Rand or Ronald Reagan endorse Mitt would be awesome. Heh. #GOPMysterySpeaker

— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) August 28, 2012

Lots of ppl want Hologram Reagan for RNC surprise speaker. Low-tech vid replay of 1980 Reagan speech will do! http://t.co/CtvCmXS4

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) August 28, 2012

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Could the trail of clues lead to … Joe Biden? Unlikely. But we can hope, right?

It would be awesome if the RNC "mystery speaker" was Joe Biden, lured on stage with a bright shiny object.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 28, 2012

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker Joe Biden? "Is this North Carolina? Are my pants on backward? Is this stain noticeable?"

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 28, 2012

#GOPMysterySpeaker Joe Biden will give a speech on why "jobs" is the most important 3 letter word in the dictionary.

— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) August 28, 2012

Other guesses:

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/statuses/240454462039261184

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/240471627375198208

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker "Some kind of beef"

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 28, 2012

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker the Bust of Winston Churchill

— Slade G (@SladeHG) August 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/KristinaRibali/status/240467764479926273

One of the other two Hilary Rosens #RNC2012MysterySpeaker

— BUCKEYEinstein (@BUCKEYEinstein) August 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/240471648191520768

https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/240473263879356416

Oh boy:

Cher #RNC2012MysterySpeaker

— Uncle Jim (@brandootr) August 28, 2012

Bigger “oh boy”:

https://twitter.com/stackiii/status/240469153293668353

Maybe the mystery speaker loves lamp?

Brick Tamland #RNC2012MysterySpeaker

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 28, 2012

Some speakers may prove harder to get than others.

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker Zombie Grover Cleveland #LastGoodDemocrat

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) August 28, 2012

#RNC2012MysterySpeaker Zombie Coolidge

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) August 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/joe46and2/status/240453806092066816

https://twitter.com/drklrdbill/status/240471224482942977

Too soon, man. Too soon.

If there’s one certainty in life, it’s this:

https://twitter.com/petersuderman/status/240453459537715203