Political genius Geraldo Rivera has some news for all you single ladies out there: Rep. Todd Akin is running against President Obama.

You thought Mitt Romney was at the top of the GOP ticket? Stupid, silly girls. Rest your heads. Geraldo will take care of all that thinking stuff for you. Just accept that a vote for the GOP nominee is a vote for Akin, OK?

Hush now, you uppity broad. Geraldo knows best. Now pipe down before he spits on you.