Blogger and communications strategist Josh Spear — er, Josh Spear™ — really needs his passport. One problem: the passport is in New York and he isn’t.

What’s a passport-less “Young Global Leader” to do?

Any takers?

Tomorrow? Not good enough! But maybe if Spear sweetens the deal?

Good man. The lady comes first.

So, anyone want to help Josh Spear™ out? Doesn’t that trademark symbol after his name make you want to drop everything to do his bidding?

Bueller? Bueller?