The DNC really is the gift that keeps on giving!

Not only did Fauxcahontas score a prominent speaking slot, but Jimmy Carter will address the 2012 Democratic National Convention in Charlotte this September.

Heh. Ya think?

Sadly, no. Carter doesn’t plan to actually attend the convention. He’ll be recording a video address.

Now we can only imagine what that glorious moment would be like if Carter introduced President Obama. But maybe they can bond after the election.

Malaise forevah!

The Twitterverse can’t wait for the schadenfreudelicious convention.

Popcorn? This calls for peanuts!

Hardest hit? Obama:

Biggest winner?