Many moviegoers are sick of Hollywood’s hacktastic assaults on childhood memories, courtesy of the avalanche of reboots and remakes. For some, there’s only one thing that can salvage the new “Total Recall”:
I'll only see Total Recall unless I'm guaranteed 3 boobs on one lady. @Dan1310 @theunticket
— MidloPanthersFan (@BDATPanthers) August 1, 2012
Seeing the Total Recall remake tomorrow. If there's no three-titted superfreak, the remaining shreds of my childhood will be stolen from me.
— trevor (@loosejoints) August 2, 2012
Well, fear not! Actress Kaitlyn Leeb will be bringing the three-breasted hooker back to the big screen.
The woman with the 3 boobs on the new total recall film yes! #totalrecall pic.twitter.com/VVrgkxI3
— Optimist LAD (@OptimistLAD) August 2, 2012
But will it be everything the 1990 original was?
Hmmm do I want to see Total Recall knowing it's PG-13 and I won't see three boobs in its entirety? Decisions, decisions…
— viи·cəиt (@thejerseymonk) August 2, 2012
The decision just got easier, dude. TMZ reports that despite the PG-13 rating, “the revamped 3-boob’d lady will ALSO be going fully topless … sans the nipple strip she flaunted at Comic Con this year.”
And the Twitterverse rejoiced:
The new Total Recall has the chick with the 3 boobs..yyessss! Wouldn't be the same without her!
— ♫Nicole-Asia♫ (@Nicole_Asia) August 2, 2012
HOLLYWOOD HAS UNRAPED MY CHILDHOOD “@TMZ: 'Total Recall' Remake — Full, Naked Triple Breasts DESPITE PG-13 Rating http://t.co/Xq06g9Wn”
— Kel Williams (@Vilkata) August 2, 2012
The new Total Recall has the chick with the 3 boobs..yyessss! Wouldn't be the same without her!
— ♫Nicole-Asia♫ (@Nicole_Asia) August 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/Kris_sirK/status/231058488854454273
https://twitter.com/Hizsexualangel/status/230848827551277056
Who else is going to see Total Recall simply for the girl with 3 boobs?
— Bryan (@bryangm) August 2, 2012
I'm so pleased the woman with 3 boobs is in the new Total Recall. 'Baby, you make me wish I had 3 hands' #breasteses
— Hugo Bustillos (@NOTORIOUSxHUG) August 2, 2012
But even three breasts isn’t enough to draw some tweeps to the theater.
I will not be watchin the new total recall even it the girl has 3 boobs.
— Brandon (@Brandiesel88) August 2, 2012
