Many moviegoers are sick of Hollywood’s hacktastic assaults on childhood memories, courtesy of the avalanche of reboots and remakes. For some, there’s only one thing that can salvage the new “Total Recall”:

Well, fear not! Actress Kaitlyn Leeb will be bringing the three-breasted hooker back to the big screen.

But will it be everything the 1990 original was?

The decision just got easier, dude. TMZ reports that despite the PG-13 rating, “the revamped 3-boob’d lady will ALSO be going fully topless … sans the nipple strip she flaunted at Comic Con this year.”

And the Twitterverse rejoiced:

https://twitter.com/Kris_sirK/status/231058488854454273

https://twitter.com/Hizsexualangel/status/230848827551277056

But even three breasts isn’t enough to draw some tweeps to the theater.