GOP candidate Mitt Romney delivered a rousing speech about freedom at the University of Warsaw today.

So what’s the sniveling press focusing on? Romney aide Rick Gorka who chewed out reporters hours before the speech.

Boo. Hoo.

Maybe Romney aides wouldn’t have to dress down the lapdog media if they gave up their quest for an Olympic medal in Synchronized Narrative Weaving, at least while visiting a memorial to Poland’s war dead.

The narrative is set, indeed.

And now for a threat from delicate flower Rick Klein of ABC.

That’s a nice speech you gave, Romney. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Romney’s speech won’t get the coverage it deserves because his spokesman said “Kiss my ass”? So, what exactly does it take to get fair coverage from the oh-so-objective media? Back rub? Foot massage? Cookies from President Obama?

Liberal foot soldiers quickly picked up their marching orders and got to work. Romney is unpresidential and gaffetastic, natch.

Corpse-man? Obama didn’t say that. Somebody else made that happen.

Exactly. Faux outrage about another media-manufactured gaffe.

Will anyone on the Left call out the press for whining about access just steps away from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Warsaw? Will anyone on the Left take Rick Klein to task for suggesting campaign aides need to make kissy-faces at reporters to buy fair coverage from the press?

We won’t hold our breath.

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