Ooooh! A plague of inspiration from “Vampire Diaries” and “Lost” actor Ian Somerhalder? This oughta be good.

First up, a HuffPo article about how climate change will ruin Valentine’s Day forevah!

We’re inspired already — inspired to collapse in giggle fits. But perhaps we shouldn’t mock. After all, Somerhalder is on President Obama’s trusted team of celebrity green energy advisers.

And … we’re done. Three tweets? Plaguing: we do not think it means what you think it means.

As for Somerhalder’s promise that the tweets would be “inspiring,” many followers disagreed.

For what it’s worth, Somerhalder never did get around to the promised “Vampire Diaries” tweets.