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Adrianne Curry: Jesus 'would bitch smack the crazed far right'; Update: Curry doubles, triples, quadruples down

Model and perpetually aspiring actress Adrianne Curry channeled her inner Ellen Barkin today to lash out at the Right with all the bile we’ve come to expect from attention-seeking left-wing celebs. Move over Mia Farrow, Eliza Dushku and Roseanne Barr — time to make room for another tolerance bully on the “No H8” bandwagon.

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https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228730356621271040

That’s right, genius. Obviously those icky far Right Christians at Chick-fil-A are just fine with the homeless starving.

Ministering to the homeless is a calling Chick-fil-A employees take seriously. In fact, Chick-fil-A teams up with First Baptist Church of Ft. Lauderdale each year to feed and provide for the homeless. While local volunteers provide medical care and clothing, Chick-fil-A provides food and encouragement.

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Curry, an atheist and self-appointed arbiter of what it means to be “CHRITSLIKE,” used her Twitter account to mock and castigate “far right Christians” for supposedly anti-gay views. Behold her desperate and ignorant play for relevance:

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228872145315442688

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/statuses/228875051955544066

Forget “What Would Jesus Do?” It’s all about what Adrianne says Jesus would do.

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228874274956509184

Jesus loves big government, natch.

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228874589143449600

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228877831176871936

Oh, that’s right. Jesus was all about stoning. In fact, wasn’t it Jesus who said, “Let he who hates the gays cast the first stone”?

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Perhaps Adrianne Curry should actually read the Bible before declaring herself the mouthpiece of Jesus.

Nah, brandishing her anti-Christian bigotry to bludgeon the Right is a lot more fun.

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Update:

Curry’s not finished:

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228966619123159041

She’s certainly not judging, is she?

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228967342254747648

Nope. No judging here.

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228967498815508480

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228968909208952834

Ah. Well then, that makes her an expert on Christianity.

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228968527393083392

Adrianne wants do be the one doing the spewage.

https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/228972122624622593

Based on her tweets, Adrianne likely has plenty of dirty laundry.

She also has the support of Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan:

https://twitter.com/Billy/status/228967979608571904

Isn’t that special.

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