Ear muffs! Rep. Jim McDermott needs ear muffs to shield his delicate sensibilities from John Boehner’s remark that President Obama “doesn’t give a damn about middle-class Americans.”

Couldn’t the Washington state Democrat just shove his fingers in his ears and say, “La la la, la la la, I can’t hear you”?

Oh, wait, we get it. Those fingers are too busy clutching dramatically at his pearls.

Oh, Rep. McDermott, bless your precious heart. And thanks for the belly laugh!