Cher loves all the 'flaming assholes' — except Mitt Romney
Gasp! Is Cher mellowing in her old age? Say it ain’t so!
The mere thought of a Mitt Romney presidency once reduced the “Teapublican”-hating diva to tears. Suffocation was preferable to breathing the “same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters.”
Now he’s simply a “flaming asshole,” just like some of her beloved “tribe.” Sure, she’s screaming it out in her usual unhinged mess of capital letters and exclamation points, but “flaming asshole” is almost affectionate compared to her usual cuckoo rants.
Still, Cher can’t quite bring herself to love Romney. As we all know, a hateful anti-Mormon bigot like Cher couldn’t possibly love “the whitest man in MAGIC UNDERWEAR.”
No worries though. She’s still “throwing shade.”
We have a feeling “flaming asshole” will be just about the nicest thing Cher has to say about Romney between now and November. And every disjointed, hate-spewing rant will be preserved right here on Twitchy.