As Twitchy reported earlier, President Obama couldn’t be bothered with attending this year’s NAACP convention in Houston and sent Vice President Joe Biden instead.
https://twitter.com/AnnTBush/status/223441593900863488
Then we discovered his “hectic schedule” excuse was a giant load of crap. (That’s the technical term, right?)
Since we know the dog didn’t eat our Pinocchio in chief’s homework — teleprompters just aren’t that appetizing — the Twitterverse decided to speculate about what Obama’s next excuse might be. Hey, Obama why not try out one of these #ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP? They’re a lot more believable than “sorry, too busy.”
#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP … I'm just not that into you…
— BarbaraMcMahon((?)) (@southsalem) July 12, 2012
I was swimming in wedding gifts like Scrooge McDuck swims in gold coins. #ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP
— J (@JustenCharters) July 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/rlwood1/status/223445975266631681
https://twitter.com/llondo/status/223427270491123715
#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP Couldn't get a morning Tee time. Afternoons are too hot there.
— joe warner (@jwarner180) July 12, 2012
#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP No spoons for the ice cream cones…
— Traditional American (@st1d) July 12, 2012
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#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP A new reality show…Dancing with the Czars
— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) July 12, 2012
"It's not a fundraiser? Oh…I'm busy, then."#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP
— Savannah (@thesavvy) July 12, 2012
#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP Can't you see I'm busy here? Can I just finish my waffle now?
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) July 12, 2012
#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP Cocktail Party at Sarah Jessica Parker's
— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) July 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/TxAv8r/status/223439147791167488
https://twitter.com/Conservative419/status/223435773385519107
Hey, if none of those excuses work, there’s always the old standby.
#ObamaExcuses4SkippingNAACP It's Bush's fault
— Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) July 12, 2012
Or the new go-to scapegoat.
https://twitter.com/critterman76/status/223432955677253632
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