In non-Obamacare news, the News Corp. board of directors approved a plan to split Rupert Murdoch’s media empire into two public companies: one for publishing and another for entertainment and television assets.

Murdoch will chair both companies.

Something like that.

Telling? Uh, yeah, it’s telling that Fox News, a television asset, will fall on the television side of the split.

Predictably, “Faux News” haters took the opportunity to bash News Corp for, uh, existing.

Silly rabbits, today is for bashing Republicans who want you to die. Get with the program!