It’s a little early for Halloween, Alec, no?

Following his violent scuffle with a Daily News photographer Tuesday, Alec Baldwin paraded down Park Avenue in the latest Klan chic. A spokesman for the Loews Regency Hotel told the New York Post, “He must have just taken it from the room.”

Hey, is there enough light under that sheet to play Words with Friends?

While Baldwin denies that he punched the photographer, prosecutors are considering criminal charges.

The sheet’s gotta be part of an insanity defense, right? Right?

Fiancée Hilaria Thomas is one lucky lady.