Shameless? Uh, Mr. Kettle, you have a call on line two from a Mr. Pot regarding the color black.

And there was no twisting of words needed, Shameless Attacker in Chief. If you don’t want Mitt Romney to quote your statement that the private sector is “doing fine,” here’s an idea: zip it when that thought pops into your bloated head.

We’ve got a tip for Obama’s campaign staffers too: they might want to keep up with what the president says to reporters. He issued a full retraction in the Oval Office yesterday.

It’s likely the lapdog media will let the Obama campaign get away with this one.

But the Twitterverse won’t.