Mom and dad must be so proud.

We can imagine the dinnertime conversations: “Happy Father’s Day, daddy! Wanna see what I wore to school for Slutty Wednesday?”

Finally, the teenybopper set can get in on the slut walk action too! Unhappy about something? Just strip down to get your way.

https://twitter.com/viver5han/status/209853090885677057

Students at New York City’s prestigious Stuyvesant High School organized Slutty Wednesday to protest the school’s dress code.

Shorts, dresses and skirts are not permitted to end above the fingertips when students extend their arms down at their sides.

Wait, teachers are allowed to wear meany-pants, but kids can’t flash their thongs in class? When will this nightmarish War on Trollops end? Must these teens suffer the unbearable stigma of shorts that come to mid-thigh?

Remember, this is one of the nation’s top ranked public schools. Apparently New York City tax dollars don’t go toward logic courses.

A handful of students with unprotected accounts tweeted about the protest.

It’s possible the dress code at Stuy does indeed need some work, but so does the maturity level of these kids.