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Was Barack Obama actually able to keep a straight face when he debuted his “radical libertarian” attack on Mitt Romney and the GOP at a New York City fundraiser Monday?

Republicans “have gone from a preference for market-based solutions to an absolutism… [to] a belief that all regulations are bad; that government has no role to play,” said Obama, who has presided over record unemployment of at least 8.1 percent, record deficits of more than $1 trillion per year, and a record $5 trillion increase in the national debt.

The president’s divisive strategy is designed to persuade swing-voters that the former governor of Massachusetts is a radical libertarian, even though Obama has repeatedly said his health-sector law is modeled on Romney’s Massachusetts law.

Obama has also suggested recently that GOP legislators and supporters are irrational, unhinged and sick.

Romney is also a radical drinker of chocolate milk. But only the low-fat kind when he gets in touch with his inner “wild and crazy man.”

Obama modeled his health care act after RomneyCare, but now Romney is an extreme libertarian? Are we sure Obama isn’t still hanging with the Choom Gang?

You’re blowing our minds, President Obama.

Hush now. The Man of the People™ knows what Americans are thinking. Keep your radical extremist giggle fits to yourselves.