Britain’s highest court has ruled that Wikileaks founder and Occupy sympathizer Julian Assange must return to Sweden to face sexual assault allegations.

Taking the allegations as seriously as usual, Assange didn’t make it to court today.

But he won’t be extradited immediately.

Here’s the judgment:

Some celebrated when they heard the news, while others detected a global conspiracy:

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