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Pig Maher's boy Bill Burton flops at amateur comedy night with Michelle Malkin jokes

When Obama Super PAC shill Bill Burton grows up, he wants to be just like Bill Maher.

Until now, he’s expressed his love for Obama’s Million Dollar Man by defending the comic’s piggish attacks on women. But last night, his infatuation moved on to the “Single White Female” stage. Burton took a little time out from rolling around in Maher’s misogynist million to try his hand at a bit of painfully unfunny “comedy.”

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Burton decided to base his act on Michelle Malkin’s tweets supporting Dan Liljenquist, challenger to Beltway barnacle Sen. Orrin Hatch.

https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205140449197965312

https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205140815394250753

Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Bill Burton:

https://twitter.com/#!/billburton716/status/205144628901584896

Ba-dum-tish!

He’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

Gee, who would’ve thought such an upstanding guy would find principled stands hilarious? The audience began booing his performance immediately.

https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205146981130182658

But the oblivious Burton kept going.

Before Burton was hooked off stage, a few rotten tomatoes were tossed his way.

And “shoo” he did.

https://twitter.com/#!/billburton716/status/205150147527716865

What, no overacted stage yawn?

https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205150530564132864

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https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205150204863856640

Bingo. Democrats spent much of this week denigrating “Uncle Tom” turncoats like Cory Booker, Harold Ford, Ed Rendell, and Mark Warner. So of course, Pig Maher’s boy has no response to that one.

The rotten tomatoes kept coming long after Burton headed to bed, all tuckered out from working on his act.

https://twitter.com/#!/kyleraccio/status/205150889982439424

https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205156016571158528

https://twitter.com/#!/BradThor/status/205151761676247041

Unlike Shecky, Burton won’t be playing Vegas anytime soon. But after Inauguration Day 2013, maybe he can take his act to Chicago.

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