Watch out, haters! Jose Canseco is a practitioner of the dark arts. Or maybe he just has a rabbit and a top hat. We’re not sure.
Wait, back up a minute, Jose. Chelsea? Who?
Canseco has taken a run at “about a half dozen” female employees aged 19-23 at a restaurant he’s been frequenting in Worcester, Mass. At one point, Canseco even slipped the phone number you see above to a 19-year-old hostess. So has he been striking out? Says the tipster: “Not even a foul tip…just straight swinging through.”
Aha. So there’s a rumor Jose’s got no game with waitresses, including a server named Chelsea. Canseco, of course, disputes this attack on his steroid-shrunken manhood.
Full tweet via Twitlonger:
Look at all of you hanging on every word I say following everything I do.you have boring lifes and want to live through me .I will take you on a journey to hell and back buckle up
We are shocked—shocked!—that ladies aren’t lining up for a piece of Canseco. As we all know, he’s quite the catch.