Green Party presidential candidate Roseanne Barr got some bad news from her first choice VP pick this week.

After hearing back from Willie, Roseanne had to consider second tier options. Y’know, upstanding members of society who share her strong feminist beliefs. So of course she looked to Mike Tyson, noted friend to all women.

Y’know, when he’s not raping them.


Willie Nelson reconsidered. Barr/Nelson 2012!