If those two can’t make it, who can?

Leila Shennib claims the breakup was for other reasons.

Jose Canseco mentally ill? Weird. He seems so even-keeled. So sane. And of course, he’s quite the catch.

Smoooooooth.

Now’s your chance, ladies! Hit him up on Twitter.

But don’t wait. Clearly he won’t be single for long.