As many thankful Americans prepare to celebrate the greatest nation in the world declaring its independence, Vox is not so sure it was a good idea.

Or better yet…

https://twitter.com/maguire1166/status/749698518101716992

https://twitter.com/scottdkessler/status/749699203614511105

https://twitter.com/PacoTorresCA/status/749699241816186880

https://twitter.com/GarrettVentry/status/749700060582076416

Because of the American Revolution, the Voxsplainers get to enjoy a weekend free to celebrate how they choose, and to even write pieces like that while forgetting to add the satire tag.