The guy who strung his base along and told everyone for months that he has evidence that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia is now deeply concerned about the amount of time President Trump puts into nicknames.

Like “pencil neck,” which he says he wears as a badge of honor.

And exactly how much time does he spend on nicknames, Mr. Schiff?

Or do we need to launch another investigation to figure that out?

Maybe we could even subpoena all of the nicknames he has used and put them toward the already stellar impeachment effort.

Schiff apparently missed the latest nickname Trump gave him.

Mueller found nothing.

The economy is doing terrific.

Complaining about nickname time is literally all they have left.