If you haven’t seen this headline, a Chicago woman was investigated after someone called the police because she was allowing her eight-year-old daughter to walk the family dog alone around the block.

Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld shared his take on walking alone as a kid during Thursday’s edition of “The Five”:

Technically, it took him 92 seconds, but that is how you turn a commentary on the over-scrutiny of children these days into pointed comments about the media and their ridiculousness toward President Trump.