LOLOLOL! George Takei identifies who's really to blame for his sexual assault allegations

In what has to be the most 2017 story yet, George Takei is blaming the sexual assault allegations against him on Russian bots.

Nope, we’re not making this one up.

Add "Russia did it" to the list of classic recent reactions to sex abuse allegations. (Tweet subsequently deleted) pic.twitter.com/8wxwPygMtx

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) November 12, 2017

Clearly, it has all been a conspiracy formulated at the highest levels of the Kremlin.

OH MYYY! George Takei accused of … wait for it … sexual assault https://t.co/bDaObzdcVP

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 11, 2017

Instead of Russian bots, perhaps he should blame his own words.

Faced with a sexual assault allegation, George Takei is tries blame … Russian bots, despite his own weird comments here: https://t.co/UP03r0DbZH https://t.co/Q1QnQ8MRhX

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) November 12, 2017

Takei’s tweet containing the Russian bot chart appears the day after his memory suddenly ceased to exist.

Set phaser to AMNESIA: George Takei denies sexual assault allegation https://t.co/ojMqT0WTv9

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 11, 2017

You probably need to put the Twitter down at this point, George.