The New York Post reports that some scenes in an upcoming Woody Allen (yes, the same Woody Allen who married his adopted daughter) movie involves “an older man having sex with young starlets.”
EXCLUSIVE: Woody Allen's upcoming movie contains some scenes involving an older man having sex with young starlets https://t.co/W6WebnBvai
— New York Post (@nypost) October 22, 2017
Where have we heard that story before?
We’re told that a plotline in the untitled Allen flick, which is currently filming in New York, centers around a middle-aged man who is sleeping with a much younger woman, among other actresses.
The sad part is that this is a surprise to exactly no one.
That's surprising https://t.co/LVVDdtoqnr
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 22, 2017
“Shocking” says no one, ever. https://t.co/OtZXosy72E
— Lauren Cawley (@PhillyG_OTBW) October 22, 2017
EXCLUSIVE: Woody Allen makes Woody Allen movie. https://t.co/XTwMdR14j7
— David French (@DavidAFrench) October 22, 2017
No. Way. https://t.co/DN1i9N4zuV
— Natalia Antonova (@NataliaAntonova) October 22, 2017
really? do cats claw couches? https://t.co/G46FjRHYRO
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) October 22, 2017
Because of course it does. https://t.co/3LmhwkNgoq
— Mark Earnest (@mark_earnest) October 22, 2017
— GEORGE (@TheGeorgeThomas) October 22, 2017
I didn't know Woody Allen was working on his autobiography! 🤔 https://t.co/P9lIm5Gdrb
— Dallas Chilango (@alonso_quixano) October 22, 2017
Shocked I tell you https://t.co/Y7D3i7wZp0
— Dr Brooke Magnanti💀 (@belledejour_uk) October 22, 2017
The world has discovered what kind of a cesspool Hollywood is, and apparently there is zero shame to be found there.