I know you thought it was true, but according to President Obama, corporations are not really people. So, that must mean if you work for a corporation of some kind, you must not really be a person. Sorry for the disturbing news; I hope we did not ruin your day.

https://twitter.com/#!/TimSGill/status/198866513522991104

https://twitter.com/#!/sreinecke/status/198870137623945217