There’s a running bit at the Oscars tonight where Jimmy Kimmel offered a jet ski to the actor or actress with the shortest speech. The prize was later sweetened in the broadcast with a trip to a Days Inn hotel in Lake Havasu, Arizona, which Kimmel mocked in the presentation:

The blue-check mob jumped on board, too:

Laugh it up, Hollywood. Mocking affordable travel destinations is how you got Trump:

Lame is right:

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