SPOILER ALERT, BEN!
As we told you yesterday, former President Bill Clinton is teaming up with best-selling writer James Patterson on a new thriller titled, “The President is Missing.”
Well, Ben Shapiro just spoiled the ending:
We found him in a room off the Oval Office with an intern. https://t.co/qws6E7o8vS
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 9, 2017
The president was found just where everyone expected him to be. LOL. Well, unless “found” doesn’t really mean “found”:
https://twitter.com/AWildBlueCard/status/861938865400979456
More spoilers from the novel:
The weapon: cigar
Unintended casualty: blue dress https://t.co/fQNTsb58Yh— Brian T (@BrianT2039) May 9, 2017
Is this the novel that explains the espionage involving pedofiles in Haiti or nuclear material to NK or the terrorist that got away. #MAGA https://t.co/pR7arrbsVD
— Constitutional ? Truth (@freedomtospeak) May 9, 2017
Clue: In the Oval Office, Clinton with The Monica and stained dress.
— LesW (@laworcester) May 9, 2017
And we’re wondering just what category this book will fall into:
So it's part thriller part erotic fan fiction?
— Jon (@faroutmadman) May 9, 2017
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Related:
‘The President is Missing’: Bill Clinton’s next career move is a novel concept https://t.co/wb6uqxnc2f
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 8, 2017