Meanwhile, in D.C., they’re letting you celebrate getting married again but you still can’t dance at the reception, either inside or OUTSIDE:


And we’re pretty sure we’ve seen this movie before:

Help us Kevin Bacon, you’re our only hope:

How, exactly will D.C. police this anyway?

And, to think, they want to be a real state?

Sorry, D.C., but you’ve failed the pop quiz:

Game over: