Happy anniversary to the Trump administration’s “15 days to slow the spread” campaign:

Back then, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer seemed “shocked this cold last until summer”:

And back then, we also started seeing how there were different rules for different people:

NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio celebrating by going to the gym one last time:

And what came next was ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE:

Then 15 days turned into 365 days:

And “avoid eating out” turned into, “it’s illegal to eat out”:

Wash your hand, people!

“Do your part. Slow the spread”:

And one year later, states are STILL closed:

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