President Trump issued 143 pardons and commutations early this morning as he heads to Florida as the future-former president:

Some big names on the list are former WH strategist Steve Bannon and rapper Lil Wayne:

But the president didn’t pardon Bannon’s associates, which could mean that he’s forced to testify at their trial:

And there still could be state charges brought against Bannon so he’s not in the clear:

Joseph Maldonado-Passage, aka Joe Exotic, aka Tiger King, was not on the list despite his attorney sending a stretch limo to the prison just in case:

Whoops!

Also not receiving pardons were Julian Assange and Edward Snowden:

Mitch McConnell reportedly threatened President Trump with conviction in the Senate if Assange got a pardon:

More notable names here:

Ken Kurson, a close friend of Jared Kushner’s, also received one:

And with this final executive order, consider the swamp fully drained?

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