We’re only a week away from the return of Major League Soccer. . .

. . .and players are gathered at Disney’s Swan and Dolphin resort in Orlando where they’ll be quarantined inside a protective “bubble”:

The food options inside the bubble, however, leave a little to be desired:

If you zoom in, you’ll see breakfast is $45, lunch is $65 and dinner is $75:


Looks delicious!

What could go wrong?

Come for the food, say for the ‘rona: