Um, did someone try to rob the stagecoach in Crown Heights, Brooklyn? From the NYPD’s 77th Precinct:

And in this instance, read the replies. They’re gold:

Journos, this isn’t really what it’s called:

Actually, one of Clint’s better movies if you ask us:

It’s an antique?

New York City’s rodent population can sleep easy tonight:

Were they in a Delorean?

No, not a comedy:

And we love the round leaving the gun:

“Precision policing” at work, whatever that is:

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