Need a quick from politics Twitter? Well then, we have just the thread for you.

Meet S*ithead, the zombie hamster, who came back from the dead (allegedly). . .

1. First up, “S*ithead” is more of a nickname than the rodent’s actual name (is a hamster a rodent?):

2. They had a funeral for the hamster, because that’s what you do:

3. WTF:

4. We surprised the neighborhood Karen didn’t report this:

5. Real question here: Why did they think it was dead? Did they even check?

And since this is Twitter, we’ll end it with a “big, if true” warning. But it’s funny nonetheless.

Now back to Joe Biden, Alyssa Milano and our usual cast of characters. . .