NYC needs to open up its economy, and fast, before Mayor de Blasio's CREEPY fingernails get any longer [photo]

Meanwhile, in New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio appears to be growing . . . claws:

De Blasio's Nosfaratu nails are an unexpected side character of the coronavirus pandemic https://t.co/AcmkeS7t0m pic.twitter.com/D3azibubCm

— Anna Sanders ?? (@AnnaESanders) April 28, 2020

Gov. Andrew Cuomo, we beg you, open the economy and let this man go get his manicure:

The poor dear, can’t get to his manicurist

— c'est moi (@ChambersReport) April 29, 2020

Soon. . .

pic.twitter.com/AuajmT48dZ

— Anna Sanders ?? (@AnnaESanders) April 29, 2020

This is one of the easier grooming skills to master at home, you know:

Emergency nail-clipper situation!

— The Village Sun (@TheVillageSun) April 29, 2020

And is that clear polish?

That shine tho

— Freddi Goldstein (@FreddiGoldstein) April 28, 2020

Yes, this emoji is where we’re at:

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— Anna Sanders ?? (@AnnaESanders) April 28, 2020

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