President Trump joked about “models” at the coronavirus briefing on Friday, as in the models he’s dated and married and not the number kind:

Have a watch:

And as you might expect, this did not go over very well:

This is who he is. Deal with it or the next few months — and potentially the next 5 years — are going to break you:

He’s like catnip to them and they can’t quit it:

Fact check: True.

Don’t you dare smirk at it, readers!

Hardest hit? All the journos talking about his “new tone”:

We’re experienced an institutional failure at the CDC with testing, a total failure at WHO and with every other European nation, but sure, it’s only Trump’s fault. Go with that: