James Comey, for whatever dumba** reason, thought it would be a good idea to tweet out this selfie to show how he’s handling self-isolation:
Unsure how to use twitter now. Don’t know enough to tweet about #Covid19. Don’t want to tweet about Trump. Instead I will try to spread things useful, comforting, or distracting (rather than contagious) during a really hard time. Today I’ll start with my social distance selfie. pic.twitter.com/HtP0oPep0e
— James Comey (@Comey) March 27, 2020
What is he, an Instagram chick?
The former FBI director’s version of “feeling cute, might delete later”
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 27, 2020
Go shower and shave, please:
It’s ok to still shower dude
— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) March 27, 2020
It really isn’t a good look for him:
Facial hair can make some people look cool. You are not one of those people.
— Mer (@tripodssquad) March 27, 2020
Question: Does he dye his hair?
Stop dying your hair.
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) March 27, 2020
Will we ever be rid of him?
— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) March 27, 2020
And we’ll go ahead and make this post bipartisan because we’re fair like that:
Please, for the love of god, disappear from public life forever
— David Klion (@DavidKlion) March 27, 2020
Sir, have you considered not tweeting?
— Charlotte Clymer ?️? (@cmclymer) March 27, 2020
We still loathe you
— Scarlett Rabe ?? (@scarlettrabe) March 27, 2020