Um, did he not see “The Bad News Bears”? The Bears were the heroes in that film and were awesome:

This ending is classic!

 

We guess he got tired of “The Caine Mutiny” analogy:

Anyway, be careful what you wish for. Voters would’ve picked the Bears over the Yankees in a heartbeat, which airline-etiquette expert Tom Nichols acknowledges in the most condescending way possible, of course:

See you in November, Yankees:

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