“Alexa, show us the most perfect description of Elizabeth Warren in the history of Twitter”:
My youngest said that Warren “seems like the kind of grandma that doesn’t make cookies.” Basically, he’s saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 15, 2020
OMG, that is so perfect:
Omg ?
— Kyle Kashuv (@KyleKashuv) January 15, 2020
you've ruined both cookies and grandmas for an entire generation of Americans with this tweet.
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) January 16, 2020
It could be worse though. What’s the word when you give something to someone but then take it back? Oh yeah. . .
I think he’s correct! I bet she would buy cookies though…and then Indian give them.
— Kristy Swanson (@KristySwansonXO) January 15, 2020
It is insanely amusing
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 16, 2020
Libs, as you might expect, just can’t deal. Here are but a few of the many, many negative responses:
Maybe she doesn't have time to make cookies because she's working to ensure that all American families have access to healthcare and childcare
— EK (@EllenKilloran) January 16, 2020
Great attack on the issues – she can’t be president because she seems to prioritize working hard for the good of the republic over baking.
— derp state ?? (@EricVictorino) January 15, 2020
It’s also inspiring some other, “Elizabeth Warren is the kid of grandman” jokes:
.@ewarren is the kind of grandma that opens a package of oreos, puts them on a tray, and tells her grandkids she baked them just for them from her Native American family's recipe.
— Alan Bayer (@AlanBayer2) January 16, 2020
Another winner:
She brings KFC to the potluck at church and acts like she fried it herself.
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) January 16, 2020
And to those calling Dana out, she knows:
She’s literally baked with her grandkids before. Surely you don’t so simply think this is literally about cookies? He spoke of her persona. I reject the bigoted, anti-male projection that adults are trying to assign to disqualify his perception.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 16, 2020
Dana Loesch: She bakes and she shoots:
Do YOU make cookies, or are you too busy bench-sighting his toys?
— Jennifer Bredell (@Scudb8Jen) January 15, 2020
I actually just made the best cookies of my life in my new oven over the weekend pic.twitter.com/EkkTOfz4z5
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 15, 2020
Delicious.
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