Whoops.
The Guardian included a parody tweet from former reporter Joe Perticone in a post explaining impeachment that says the House will select impeachment managers via a “lengthy process” that includes a “skills challenge and obstacle course,” “NFL draft style”:
Here’s the link which now includes, “(This is a joke, by the way.)” as an explanation:
it's somehow still there https://t.co/CZ0d2dyQ5g
— joe perticone (@JoePerticone) January 14, 2020
Too late. We hope there are some British readers who now think this is true:
I guess I need to note that I'm no longer a Capitol Hill reporter and therefore all my tweets are nonsense that I make for my own amusement. There is not an obstacle course involved in the selection of impeachment managers.
— joe perticone (@JoePerticone) January 14, 2020
Hey, we don’t make the rules:
It’s the law now. I don’t make the rules.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 14, 2020
And we’d totally watch this on TV:
Would watch https://t.co/Xev5dRHF2i
— Jessica Hullinger (@JessHullinger) January 14, 2020
Eric Swalwell might have a shot?
heard @ericswalwell has a good suit picked out for draft day.
— andrew kaczynski? (@KFILE) January 14, 2020
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