You see, President Trump has made living in America so unsafe after the strike on Qassem Soleimani and all, singer and Bernie Sanders supporter Cardi B tweeted that she’s “filing for [her] Nigerian citizenship” because that would make her safe. Or something:

Well, this should work out well for her:

Maybe she missed this day on social media:

Mr. President, can you help her out?

And please drop us a postcard when you get settled:

Her ticket, at the very least, will be free: