Ivanka Trump took to Twitter last night to wish everyone who celebrates a Happy Hanukkah, which you would hope would be a pretty non-controversial thing to write:

But, alas. This is why we can’t have nice things:

Wanna bet?

At least be original:

Wrong holiday, but OK:

Guys, the “experts” have spoken:

She applied for trademarks for voting machines so someone in China wouldn’t squat on her name and actually sell Trump Voting Machines, but libs know this:

Oh:

Who wants to tell her who built those cages?

And finally, this one is a weird Judaism-Santa mashup:

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