Michael Avenatti has a plan to make sure the Senate does get to vote on the House’s Impeachment Articles, but we’re not quite sure it’s going to work:

This. . . makes no sense:

In other words, “Give me what I want and if you don’t, I’ll give you EXACTLY what you want”:

No, it’s not how it works:

But it does explain a few things:

And it is really too bad he’s no longer running for president:

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