LOL. The AP has a piece up that argues families should have a special room and a “calm relative as moderator” to handle fights about politics on Thanksgiving day:

No, this is not a joke:

If your family can’t handle a debate maybe don’t gather for a holiday meal in the first place:

And we rarely agree with the mouthpiece of our former colonial overlords, but he’s got a point: s

Although, from a purely selfish standpoint, we’d love the traffic video of safe-space fights might generate once they go viral on Twitter:

Actually, the “worse scenario” is if the open bar is in the same room as politics Thunderdome. That would be really bad:

Hey, it’s slow news day:

And THIS is the best advice:

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