That sound you hear is the NYC press corps gasping “what the f***” at the exact same moment as former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg just apologized for stop-and-frisk:

“I got something important really wrong”:

Keep in mind, he’s been defending the policy “for years”:

This just isn’t believable:

He made the comment at a black megachurch in Brooklyn:

And Yashar Ali is calling it “one of the fakest things I’ve ever seen in politics”:

And right after this mother of all flip-flops, Bloomie called Al Sharpton to make sure he heard the apology:

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