Guys, if you thought the impeachment inquiry was a s***-show so far, wait until next week:

This is reportedly from Embassy staffer David Holmes’ opening statement,

Apparently, everyone heard what the President of the United States was saying on the call because Amb. Sondland held the phone away from his ear because Trump is a loud talker:

There are reportedly other witnesses as well:

And here’s the quote that we will hear again and again and again over the next 72 hours:

We eagerly away a Ukrainian media fact-check of this: