Former NYC mayor and now 2020 Dem presidential candidate announced that he will skip the early states of Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Nevada because who needs those states anyway?

Instead the elderly billionaire who is one year older than the elderly former vice president buy one year younger than the elderly socialist will focus on Super Tuesday states like California and Texas:

The last politician to try this? None other than Rudy Giuliani, which didn’t work out so well:

And he’s officially running in Alabama, which President Trump won by almost 30% in 2016:

Well, we’re not the ones taking it seriously:

Needless to say, Dems in Iowa and New Hampshire are pissed: