We really, really hope this video of two Montreal Canadiens fans eating mayonnaise with a spoon is staged, because we’re about to lose it right now:

Like, you just can’t take an entire jar of mayo into the game, so we’re pretty sure this is fake. But what’s weird is this official account for Canadian forces in the U.S. is defending the pair:

Do Canadians really do this?

Scott Walker was right. We DO need a wall on the northern border:

 

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