Well, this is concerning. . .

DARPA is asking for the public’s help to secure an urban tunnel for some sort of research project. Oh, and they need an answer by Friday at 5:00 PM:

WTF, DARPA? Just tell us now if the meteor is inbound. We can take it:

We’re all curious:

Sure. . . probably nothing. Nothing at all, right?

DARPA does admit their tweet sounds “ominous”:

DARPA is even making jokes about it:

Yeah, OK. Of course, they would joke about it . . . throws us off the scent.